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Welcome to my page!

My name is Ralph, and I'm standing up for all dogs across the nation to say,

"enough is enough!"

We need to stop the proliferation of

Coltrin Central Vac Systems.

They are so easy and so powerful, they clean up all your food before you can say 'woof!'

Join our cause and lets put an end

to this clean house idea.

Watch our videos below to find out more!

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What is a Central Vacuum?

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